The Life and Times of Nate Lanier - Simplicity / Health / Happiness

Yikes.  Go her.

Buying Condoms.

From one of my favorite ER blogs, Ten Out of Ten:

Medical Jeopardy

Answer:  Massive Diarreah

Question:  What is the end result of eating nothing but beans and peaches all day

Now that’s what I call and All Natural Colon Cleanse.  Hey now!

Being the super-savvy consumer that I am, I like to keep my eye on various channels and new product pipelines.  Tonight I gloriously bring to you the latest from New Jersey’s venerable Mr John’s Portable Toilets, the Luxury Portable Toilet:

A Middlesex County toilets vendor announces growth of luxury restroom trailers. Mr. John NJ sets standard for upscale portable toilets.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE / PRURGENT

New trends in the portable toilets industry favor more upscale units marketed primarily for special events, according to Mr. John. Since 1964, the portable toilets company has developed innovative new products and services in response to the new demands in customer tastes. Approaching 45 years in business, Mr. John offers new amenities to constantly changing market demands such as porcelain fixtures, hot and cold running water inside their luxury trailer restrooms, skylights, marble countertops and more.

“Customers these days appreciate having more choices, and Mr. John’s designers work hard to make sure we cover the spectrum, from economic models to extraordinary luxury”

MMM, nothing tickles my feathers like a big fat extraordinarily luxurious toilet seat.  The big question that remains, however, is will it stand up to 24,000 drunk meat heads at a Kenny Chesney concert. . .

1.  The Lockness Monster

2.  Sea Monster

3.  Sasquatch

4.  Frankenstein

5.  Victoria Beckham

yikes